April 30, 2004

The Bigot is Not, in Fact, Upstairs

by Nick Morgan

The very cool blog, Patrons of the Absurd, points to this funny website called Found Magazine which apparently collects random photos and notes that people find laying around.

My favorite is this handwritten note:

If I'm not mistaken, it says "to the bigot upstairs. that's what you think!" Judging by the inspired choice of words, I conclude that the author was writing a haiku, but failed to finish. My sense of justice compels me to complete the unfinished business:

    to the bigot up-
    stairs. that's what you think! beotch,
    the bigot expired!

I know, it doesn't produce quite the epiphany the author was going for, but I can hardly imagine the conflict and passion that set the author to writing in the first place.

April 30, 2004 02:36 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Every haiku should contain the word "beotch".

Posted by: mls at April 30, 2004 05:37 PM

The last line has six syllables - the haiku police are going to get you.

Posted by: centrist at April 30, 2004 09:53 PM

I noticed that. I guess you should read it expir'd.

Posted by: Alan Robinson at May 1, 2004 12:44 AM

Yeah, oops. Haiku master I am not. :p

Posted by: Nick Morgan at May 1, 2004 03:52 AM
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