Come let me clerk for you, my love,
And we will all the rumors prove:
That I would travel round the globe
For just one peek beneath thy robe.
And I will read thru evry brief
As thru a naughty mag Id leaf.
And with your smile, ever so toothy,
Youll call me Mike, and I you Ruthie.
And Ill reread your sweet opinion
Right from U.S. v Virginia,
And in my eyes youll clearly see
My love for sex
equality.
Our hearts will be put to the test,
And your benchmates might this protest;
But if he should say something crass,
Ill gladly kick Scalias ass.
My love for you, 'tis deep as Hades,
So if youd just ignore my grades,
Then to D.C. Id gladly move
To clerk for thee and be thy love.
AWESOME!
Posted by: Soupie at July 13, 2004 12:13 AMWings, you've outdone yourself. ;-)
Posted by: Chris Geidner at July 13, 2004 12:47 AMFunniest thing I have ever read. Seriously.
Posted by: stew at July 13, 2004 01:11 AMWow, meter, rhyme, wit, wings, and vodka -- what a package!
Posted by: Adam at July 13, 2004 01:21 AMVodka wins, hands down.
Posted by: Zemo at July 13, 2004 01:26 AMBravo Mike--way to represent for all Texas law students.
Posted by: David at July 13, 2004 10:35 AM"You’ll call me Mike, and I you Ruthie."
So funny!
Too funny! Well done.
Posted by: Jennifer at July 13, 2004 02:06 PMgood stuff
Posted by: Balasubramani at July 13, 2004 02:47 PMBeautifully executed Mike. You make UT slackers proud.
Posted by: Tbag at July 13, 2004 02:58 PMCan we forget the other contestants and crown DeNovo's newest champion? Either that or provide immunity until the final round.
Great stuff!
Posted by: JSJ at July 13, 2004 05:15 PMWhat kind of sick gene pool are you from anyway??
Posted by: Elyane Laussade at July 13, 2004 05:45 PM