Our mysterious guest blogger has rendered his verdict on the fisking competition.
Because Mike Mills dropped out, once again no one is eliminated. Yeah, we're a tease. This endeavor gives me new respect for reality show producers, or at least the ones who stick to the rules (which, I guess, excludes all of them -- uh, you have kids?! an arrest record?! the challenge was rigged?! you didn't know we had a wild card?! you didn't know we'd merge so soon?! you didn't know it wasn't live?! you didn't know the producers were consulted on every decision?!). Stay tuned for information about the final challenge... as soon as we... invent... it.