The Smoking Gun has uncovered a videotape of Milbarge hacking into our servers and changing his readership numbers. As that violates Rule 12.3(a) of our contest bylaws, we unfortunately have no choice but to disqualify Milbarge from the competition. Thus, Wings & Vodka emerges as the champion, and he will be sticking around to blog with us for the rest of the summer. Congratulations.
And a special thank you to all who participated in Survivor, whether as contestants, commenters or readers. We'll do it again, but not too soon.