December 04, 2004

Why Didn't I Think of This?

by PG

A Georgetown Law friend sent me this, saying "thought it was you until I saw the nyu.edu address":

Very Easy Job: Watch Me to Make Sure That I Study For Law School

Reply to: er506@nyu.edu
Date: 2004-11-04, 5:48PM EST

I'm a first year law student but I've been having terrible concentration problems. I need someone to sit with me while I study and make sure that I'm studying. Otherwise I'll waste hours surfing the internet or just thinking about random things. You can be reading the newspaper or doing your own work while you do this, you just need to be sitting at a starbucks table or other location with me. You DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LAW SCHOOL to do this job.

I'll pay more for people that can tutor me in Civil Procedure, Contracts, or Torts.

I need to fire my gigolo and get one of these instead.

December 4, 2004 10:12 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Oh damn that is so funny. I need to run that same ad. However, in the alternative, how do I get in touch with your gigolo?

Posted by: Denise at December 7, 2004 06:31 PM

You go through me. I've been approved as the pimp.

Posted by: PG at December 7, 2004 10:12 PM
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