OK, just the power of admit, wait-list and reject. Our new dean of admissions emails to say, "We have commenced our search for a new Associate Director of Admissions, who will round out our team of officers poised to embrace the important challenges ahead. Please let David Martinidez know if you are aware of any qualified candidates."
I don't think I'm aware of any qualified candidates, but maybe y'all know some. Job description here. If you take the job, please do your bit to stop the rankings madness. (Though maybe not announce that intention at the interview.)