February 28, 2006

Smells Like Scalia

by PG

As it's too unsingable for the Law Revue show, I inflict it here.

Load up on text, dictionary
Help Gore to lose, bye bye Kerry
Hist'ry stored, he's self-assured
Balancing's a dirty word

Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello, hello, hello…

In the oral, humor's dangerous
Though it's serious, entertain us
Nervous guffaws, are contagious
Hey Antonin, entertain us!
A square and dark
Physiognomy
Don't ask about
His sodomy
Yeah

[sung by Scalia]
Gay sex leads to polygamy
Slipp'ry slope to ignominy
A citizen gets a trial
Though charged with terror vile

Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello, hello, hello…

Keep the Founders', Constitution
Ain't no legal, evolution
Frontline Rehnquist's revolution
Ain't no legal, evolution
A square and dark
Physiognomy
Don't ask about
His sodomy
Yeah

[sung by Scalia fan]
And I forget just why he riles
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
Conservatives, get cheap thrills
In hearing others called imbeciles

Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello, hello, hello…

[sung by other justices]
His opinions, almost cussed us
No way he'd be, Chief Justice
Inconsistent, he'd bust us
No way he'd be, Chief Justice
A square and dark
Physiognomy
Don't ask about
His sodomy
Yeah

Yah, a denial [10x]

February 28, 2006 03:15 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Ooooh, I liked that!

Posted by: Sean Sirrine at February 28, 2006 04:25 PM

Very nice, indeed. :)

Posted by: Nick Morgan at March 9, 2006 06:37 PM
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