There once was a body called SCOTUS
Who, in 2000, appointed the POTUS
They gave it to Dubya
Which really should trouble ya
(Since they ignored the Florida votahs!)

But choose ol� Georgie, they did
Behind the Consitution, they hid
No need for a tally
It would cause quite a dally
An unseemly delay, God forbid!

With Breyer and Souter dissenting
The seven stood fast, unrelenting
But with the trouble Shrub�s caused
With international laws
I wonder if any justices are repenting