July 12, 2004

Wings&Vodka: The Passionate Blogger to His Love

by Wings&Vodka

Come let me clerk for you, my love,
And we will all the rumors prove:
That I would travel ‘round the globe
For just one peek beneath thy robe.

And I will read thru ev’ry brief
As thru a naughty mag I’d leaf.
And with your smile, ever so toothy,
You’ll call me Mike, and I you Ruthie.

And I’ll reread your sweet opinion
Right from U.S. v Virginia,
And in my eyes you’ll clearly see
My love for sex…equality.

Our hearts will be put to the test,
And your benchmates might this protest;
But if he should say something crass,
I’ll gladly kick Scalia’s ass.

My love for you, 'tis deep as Hades,
So if you’d just ignore my grades,
Then to D.C. I’d gladly move
To clerk for thee and be thy love.

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