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Today in History (1862) - The U.S. government forbids all Union army officers from returning fugitive slaves, thus effectively annulling the Fugitive Slave Law of 1850 and setting the stage for the Emancipation Proclamation. On the same day in 1865, the Confederate Congress voted to enlist 300,000 black troops, granting them freedom with the consent of their owners. Lee surrendered a few weeks later. |
As it's too unsingable for the Law Revue show, I inflict it here.
Load up on text, dictionary
Help Gore to lose, bye bye Kerry
Hist'ry stored, he's self-assured
Balancing's a dirty wordHello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello, hello, hello�
In the oral, humor's dangerousFebruary 28, 2006 3:15 PM | TrackBack
Though it's serious, entertain us
Nervous guffaws, are contagious
Hey Antonin, entertain us!
A square and dark
Physiognomy
Don't ask about
His sodomy
Yeah[sung by Scalia]
Gay sex leads to polygamy
Slipp'ry slope to ignominy
A citizen gets a trial
Though charged with terror vileHello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello, hello, hello�Keep the Founders', Constitution
Ain't no legal, evolution
Frontline Rehnquist's revolution
Ain't no legal, evolution
A square and dark
Physiognomy
Don't ask about
His sodomy
Yeah[sung by Scalia fan]
And I forget just why he riles
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
Conservatives, get cheap thrills
In hearing others called imbecilesHello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello hello, Nino
Hello, hello, hello, hello�[sung by other justices]
His opinions, almost cussed us
No way he'd be, Chief Justice
Inconsistent, he'd bust us
No way he'd be, Chief Justice
A square and dark
Physiognomy
Don't ask about
His sodomy
YeahYah, a denial [10x]
Ooooh, I liked that!
Posted by: Sean Sirrine at February 28, 2006 4:25 PMVery nice, indeed. :)
Posted by: Nick Morgan at March 9, 2006 6:37 PM